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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.

    She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

    Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

    About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    Thanks, Okie

    I like this one!