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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Sep 17, 2002.

  1. kentley

    kentley

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    A perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course perfect.

    One stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived. Who was the survivor?

    Scroll down for the answer.










    Answer:

    The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there's no such thing as a perfect man.

    Women, stop reading here. This is the end of the joke.

    Men, keep scrolling.














    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must've been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

    By the way, if you're a woman and you are still reading, this illustrates another point:

    Women never listen.
     
  2. Alex_Knight

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  3. P-Ratt

    P-Ratt Got Glock?

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    SSSSSSSSCOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRE!!!;W
     
  4. Pinned&Recessed

    Pinned&Recessed 2LT

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    OMG!! That's the best one I've heard (read?) in a LOOOOONNNGG time!
    ;c ;9 ;a ;a ;l

    P&R
     
  5. DD

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    Absolutely Great!!!

    ;a
     
  6. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    This is one of my favorites!!! ;f
     
  7. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    It's not that I didn't listen, but I've heard the joke. It is funny though.