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Perfect mate

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 11, 2008.


  1. okie

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    At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be
    musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

    A cynical male listener overheard and spoke up, "Lady, what you really want is a television set!"