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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Doc226, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. Doc226

    Doc226 Smart Ass Doc

    Apr 25, 2007
    Rhode Island
    A penguin was driving through the desert when her car broke down. She waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. Her car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told her he would need a couple of hours to check things out. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain, and then wandered off to find the closest supermarket. She proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After a while she got into the freezer, next to the vanilla ice cream, and ate several gallons. Then she noticed the time and headed back to the garage, covered with ice cream. The mechanic walked over to her, wiping his hands and shaking his head, and said, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin replied, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."
  2. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007

    The Quickest Reload is Another Gun…:whistling: