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Pedro makes an A

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  1. Roadking522

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    Pedro makes an A
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    > It was the first day of school and a new student
    > named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican
    > restaurateur, entered the fourth grade._
    > _
    > The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
    > American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give
    > me Death?' "_
    > _
    > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who
    > had his hand up._
    >
    > "Patrick Henry, 1775."
    >
    > "Very good!" apprised the teacher. Now, who said,
    > "Government of the people, by the people, for the
    > people, shall not perish from the earth?"
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    > Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
    > Lincoln, 1863."_
    >
    > The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
    > be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows
    > more about its' history than you do!"_
    >
    > She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"_
    > "Who said that?" she demanded._
    > _
    > Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."_
    >
    > At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
    > gonna puke."_
    > _
    > The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who
    > said that?" Again, Pedro. "George Bush to the
    > Japanese Prime Minister,
    > 1991."
    >
    > Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? kiss
    > this!"_
    >
    > Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
    > shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica
    > Lewinsky, 1997!"_
    >
    > Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You
    > little turd. If you say anything else, I'll strangle you!"_
    >
    > Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
    > "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."_
    >
    > The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered
    > around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh s**t,
    > we're in BIG trouble now!"_
    >
    > Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
     
  2. DTQ

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