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Pearly Gates

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by hk40lbuddies, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. hk40lbuddies

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    Jan 24, 2002
    A little guy appeared at the pearly gates.
    “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers. “Once I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, ‘ Leave her alone now or you’ll answer to me.’” Wow ! St. Peter was impressed. “When did this happen?”
    “A couple of minutes ago”
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