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Paying your taxes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 17, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Attn: IRS

    Enclosed is my 2001 tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today newspaper.

    In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00.

    Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch phillips head screw.)

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

    Sincerely,

    A satisfied taxpayer
     
  2. HA!

    I asked the tax lady if she wanted a screw, now I get audited every year.

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