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Patriotic Letter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Copzilla55, Sep 11, 2002.


  1. Copzilla55

    Copzilla55
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    I feel it my patriotic duty to do what I can to help the economy....


    SEXY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS!
    Federal Aviation Agency
    800 Independence Avenue S.W.
    Washington D.C. 20591

    Dear Sirs;

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.

    We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

    Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton
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  2. doubletap1

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    That's the best idea Slick Willy ever came up with.