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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 2, 2007.


  1. okie

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    An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

    "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

    The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."