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paratroopers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 23, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Fella joins the Army and ends up in the paratroopers.....he's scared ****less before his first jump, and this triggers his childhood stuttering problem. As they're approaching the jump zone, the sarge gives them final instructions. The stuttering guy doesn't hear them clearly, so asks,
    "Uh, s.s.s.'scuse me, S...S...SSS. Sarge?....How...How....How h..high...
    did y...y...y...you s...s..say..we...we....we....wee wuz...s'posed......t...t...t...
    c..c...c..count.....t..t...to?
    Sarge replies, "YOU better count to ONE!"