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Painting

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 3, 2006.


  1. okie

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    Mike goes to his first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is
    a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked cross it.

    Mike walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."

    "I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.

    Mike says, "Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"