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Oxymorons say PMS not real..

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by JuneyBooney, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. JuneyBooney

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    Bushflyr ʇno uıƃuɐɥ ʇsnɾ Millennium Member

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    Umm, what's an oxymoron have to do with the story?
     

  3. JuneyBooney

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    Not a thing. :faint:You just hear so many conflicting items each day it becomes an "oxymoron". :whistling:
     
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    Bushflyr ʇno uıƃuɐɥ ʇsnɾ Millennium Member

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    Oxymoron is the name of a drug I invented. It is 100mg of hydrochloric acid surrounding whatever dose of narcotics. If you grind it up to snort, you'll not like life. If you grind it up to shoot into a vein, you'll not likely have life. If you take it orally, no problems.

    As for PMS, I didn't believe in it either, until paramedic school. Our instructor was sweet kind and understanding. UNTIL just before her cycle. Holy crap she was evil incarnate! Then a week later she would be back to her sweet self. The study is flawed. Plain and simple.
     
  6. JuneyBooney

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    :rofl:That is a really good one.

    Let me tell you guys..my gf has two good weeks and then the third week she is like that crazy woman trying to kill Belushi with the Ar..:whistling: So I know what it is.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Any guy who's had a woman in his life knows differently.
     
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    Anybody who lived with woman knows that it can be pre-, post-…. And any time inbetween.
     
  10. JuneyBooney

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    Now that is the truth. :rofl:
     
  11. Gallium

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    I don't understand why you don't post your full credentials.

    Clearly, you have a PhD in Women's Studiies! :supergrin:
     
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    Bring this up with me in three more weeks and experience how flawed this study is.
     
  13. GlockPride

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    I told my wife when we first met I don't play the PMS game. There's life and then there's excuses. It happens every few weeks, you're used to it. I will NOT except head games during that time or any others.
    I understand it's real, but I think it can be used as an excuse or highly exaggerated for someone's benefit. Flame suit on!
     
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    How'd that work out for ya?
     
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    damn skippy!

    I've even told dear hubby at times...hey, I'm pms'ing. Just fair warning! :supergrin:

    No one wants to feel that way, to lose control of their "disposition". I'll be glad when "she's" gone!
     
  16. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    First week, he didn't see her.

    Second week, he didn't see her.

    By the third week, the swelling had gone down enough that he could sorta make out her shape if she was silhouetted. :rofl:



    I've got a wife and 2 teenage daughters. 2-3 days a month, it's pure hell. Then it's gone and they are very apologetic. Strangely, they aren't "sync'd" as much as in serial. One, then the next, then the next. Maybe it's 5 days, but no more than 2 days of crazy per person. LOL
     
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    Fixed it, you male chauvinist pig!

    :tongueout:
     
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    Good explanation!! :cool:

    I have a wife, and three daughters...they used to be synced to within a day or two; now it seems someone is on it every week! :wow: The youngest is the most emotional raged female of the group, then the wife, then the other two daughters. :faint:


    Life is Good!! :rofl:


    :wavey:

    red
     
  19. Carrys

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    Is it real...................................





    or is it simply someone venting because they don't like all the pain/irritation/aggravation they're going through?

    And ya know who they bvent against don't ya.......the person closest to them and who they're always around.


    Close 'em in a box for about a week, eh?:wavey:
     
  20. Big Bird

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    We call it "Mad Cow Disease" in my house.

    Personally, I make an effort to go on a fishing or hunting trip around then.

    Avoidance is a coping technique!