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Outdoor Barbecuing

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 27, 2004.


  1. okie

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    Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
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    It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
    volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is
    put into motion.

    (1) The woman goes to the store.
    (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on
    a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it
    to the man, who is lounging beside the grill.
    (4) The man places the meat on the grill.
    (5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
    the vegetables.
    (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
    burning.
    (7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the
    woman.
    (8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the
    table.
    (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
    dishes.
    (10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
    off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
    there's just no pleasing some women.