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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 4, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
    They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
    One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.
    He got a large branch and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
    That night his dad told him they were going to the
    woodshed after supper.
    Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied,"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you wasn't it, son?"
    The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and
    said, "Dad, I read in school today that George
    Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
    The dad replied, "Well son, George Washington's dad wasn't in the
    cherry tree.
     
  2. Spen84107

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    ahh!! Missing punch line!
     

  3. ebigfish

    ebigfish FinsUp! FinsUp!

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    George Washington's Dad wasn't in the tree at the time......;e
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Fixed it so sorry;P
     
  5. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    Thats funny....
     
  6. gamegod86

    gamegod86 Male Lesbian

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    This story (in a similar form) is a poem by Richard M. "Pek" Gunn, the Poet Laureate of the state of Tennessee.