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Others Before Me?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?"

    After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."

    And the guy takes a deep breath and says, "Well, I'm still counting."