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OSP got there jack boots out.

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by bug, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. bug

    bug

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    The Ohio Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading towards and into the city of Cleveland .
    For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets.
    If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
    :supergrin:

    Merry Christmas
    Stay Safe.
     

  2. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:, im from cleveland and have to admit thats funny.
     
  3. bug

    bug

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    But wait there is more.


    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Cleveland Browns .

    Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ . '

    Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns
    and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    My uncle he is a fan can you tell? he sent me the email I just thought it was funny.
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2011
  4. lloydchristmas

    lloydchristmas 132 and Bush

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    I am going to remove "Cleveland Browns", and insert "Minnesota Vikings".

    Thank you.

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