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Origin of the Species

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Shondratasha, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Shondratasha

    Shondratasha Mrs. BatesMotel

    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

    The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve, and they had children and so all mankind was made."

    Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered,
    "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

    The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

    The mother answers, "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."
     

  2. Batesmotel

    Batesmotel

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    The funny thing is you can read about my wifes family in history books. Great people going back hundereds of years. My family can be found on the walls of the Post Office.
     
  3. AV1911

    AV1911 Cali Girl

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    Well, you know what they say...opposites attract!!! :supergrin:
     
  4. Batesmotel

    Batesmotel

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    No kidding. My friends said, good job, her friends said, Why? She is definatly the better half. There is a reason my kids have not met some of their cousins.
     
  5. Shondratasha

    Shondratasha Mrs. BatesMotel

    Note: the unmet cousins are all on his side of the family.