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Opening a checking account...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mild Bill, Sep 8, 2003.

  1. Mild Bill

    Mild Bill Millennium Member

    Oct 18, 1999
    Tampa, Florida
    A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window
    "I want to open a damn checking account."

    The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon sir.
    I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

    "Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"

    "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
    The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
    The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.

    They both return to the window and the manager asks the old man "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

    "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery
    and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank."

    "I see," says the manager, "and is this b**** giving you a hard time?"