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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 6, 2007.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    WIFE:

    What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    HUSBAND:

    Definitely not!

    WIFE:

    Why not - don't you like being married?

    HUSBAND:

    Of course I do.

    WIFE:

    Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    HUSBAND:

    Okay, I'd get married again.

    WIFE:

    You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

    HUSBAND:

    (Makes audible groan).

    WIFE:

    Would you live in our house?

    HUSBAND:

    Sure, it's a great house.

    WIFE:

    Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    HUSBAND:

    Where else would we sleep?

    WIFE:

    Would you let her drive my car?

    HUSBAND:

    Probably, it is almost new.

    WIFE:

    Would you replace my pictures with hers?

    HUSBAND:

    That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WIFE:

    Would she use my golf clubs?

    HUSBAND:

    No, she's left-handed.



    WIFE:

    - - silence - -



    HUSBAND:

    Crap
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh
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    NRA Life Member

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    Open Mouth, insert foot, give 1/4 turn to lock in place!

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  3. eddief4

    eddief4
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  4. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll
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    Pantless Wonder

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    re-post, but still great.



    Either whey, i like this version better.
    :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:




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