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Only the Irish have Jokes Like These

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by zeker2, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. zeker2


    May 19, 2008

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run
    over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised
    and he's walking with a limp.

    "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

    " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

    " That little s**t, O'Conner," says Sean, "He
    couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

    " That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a
    terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

    " Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,
    didn't you have something in your hand?"

    " That I did," said Paddy.

    "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but
    useless in a fight."