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only in texas

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Sep 12, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf


    Oct 3, 2002
    Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.

    "What's the problem?"

    "I want to hit that adulterin' ***** for breach of contract," snapped the oil man.

    "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!"

    "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!