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One U.S. Marine

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  1. scooterbear

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    Subject: One U.S. Marine


    A group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call out from behind a sand dune.

    "One United States Marine is better than 10 Taliban!"

    The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, where upon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

    The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than 100 Taliban!"

    Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

    The American voice calls out again. "One United States Marine is better than 1,000 Taliban!"

    The enraged Taliban commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets, and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

    Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's two of them!"
     
  2. Aquanewt

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    And he was probably armed with a M-1 Garand.
     

  3. David_G17

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    or a KA-BAR ;)
     
  4. Bravo8

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    Maybe a toothpick.....
     
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