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One of my kids

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 29, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
    at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place
    where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which
    she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
    unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
    party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
    watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'


    She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

    'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
     
  2. BROKEFBGM

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    :wow::rofl::rofl:

     

  3. ssgrock3

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    oh the horror, I got so many kids I wouldn't even begin to guess who she is.. Besides if she was still young and hot, she has to have me mistaken for someone else. All kids in the house and accounted for and their momma of 11 years!
     
  4. Jazz5

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    Wet celery? Nice touch! :rofl: