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One For the Ladies of Glock Talk

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mauler362ndFG, Jun 7, 2002.

  1. Mauler362ndFG

    Mauler362ndFG Check Your 6

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    May 17, 2001
    Chesapeake, VA, USofA
    A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
    Genie's lamp.

    She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman
    asked if she was entitled to three wishes.

    The Genie said "No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
    wages in third world countries & fierce global competition, I can
    only grant you one wish. So what'll it be?"

    The woman didn't hesitate. She said "I want peace in the Middle
    East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
    each other."

    The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed "Gadzooks, lady! These
    countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but
    not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
    able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and
    fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in
    bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
    time and is faithful. That's what I wish for... a good mate."

    The Genie let out a long sigh & said,

    "Let me see that damn map!"
     
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Provo, UT

    LOL!!!! ;P ;f ;a ;f