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Ole's Mishap

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut
    vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

    He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and
    vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole
    and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da finkers and
    I'll see vhat I can do."

    Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

    "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?"
    he said. "Lordy- it's 2012 and Ive's got
    microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery
    techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and
    made you like new again! Vhy didn't you brink
    da finkers?"

    Ole says........."How da heck vas I suppose to
    pick dem up?"