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Ole And Friends

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 13, 2005.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    "Hey, Sven," said Ole, "how many Swedes does it take to grease a combine?"

    After Sven replied, "I don't know," Ole said, "Only two, if you run them through real slow."


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    Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.

    "Have you eaten your banana yet," Ole asked excitedly?

    No," replied Lars.

    "Vell, don't touch it den," Ole exclaimed. "I yust took vun bite and vent blind!"
     
  2. Rob96

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    Sven, Lars and Ole were out driving in a pick up truck. The truck skidded off of the road and into a lake. Sven and Lars made it out, but Ole died. You know why? He couldn't open the tailgate.
     

  3. vafish

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    Ole was sitting on the beach of a small Minnesota lake. A visitor from out of town came up to Ole and asked him how the water was. Ole repplied "Luke Varm". The visitor proceeded to run and jump off the dock into the lake. His scream could be heard form a long ways off. He came running out of the lake up to Ole and said "Are you crazy that water is freezing cold" Ole said "Vell it luked varm to me"