A new study by the American Heart Association found that as little as a single glass of wine or beer per week can significantly reduce a man's risk of a stroke. And 10 or 12 a night keeps you from caring even if you DO have a stroke ====================================================================== ====================================================================== HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE GROWING OLD ... You get winded playing cards. Your children begin to look middle aged. You join a health club and don't go. You look forward to dull evenings You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. You know all the answers but nobody asks you questions. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. ====================================================================== I was so drunk last night that I broke off both garage doors getting in. And I didn't even have a car.