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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 21, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    A new study by the American Heart Association found that as little as a single glass of wine or beer per week can significantly reduce a man's risk of a stroke.
    And 10 or 12 a night keeps you from caring even if you DO have a stroke
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    HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE GROWING OLD ...

    You get winded playing cards.

    Your children begin to look middle aged.

    You join a health club and don't go.

    You look forward to dull evenings

    You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

    You know all the answers but nobody asks you questions.

    You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
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    I was so drunk last night that I broke off both garage doors getting in. And I didn't even have a car.