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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mastery, Sep 25, 2005.


  1. mastery

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    Hail: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
    collision.

    Reply: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to
    avoid a collision.

    Hail: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
    course.

    Reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

    Hail: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
    LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE
    NOW!

    Reply: This is a lighthouse... Your call.