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Old men can still think fast

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by MERCMADE, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. MERCMADE

    MERCMADE BULLET PROOF

    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said,
    'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

    Some old men can still think fast.
     

  2. crazy_hans

    crazy_hans

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    sir sure ka sa Louisiana yan? may lolo sa qc ganyan kabilis mag isip.wait mo lang sasagot yun.hehehehhe
     
  3. pogi

    pogi Nuon

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    :panties:

    That's my wish...
    ...not to be like the old man who thinks fast
    but to bear eyes to soooo many naked ladies-in one given time.
     
  4. crazy_hans

    crazy_hans

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    sir mercmade sabi ko sayo sasagot yun eh.

    @pogi niliitan talga ang font para di mabasa ng wife ha.hehehehehehe by the way it seems i'm ageing faster than you do at age 27 my bp is at 150/110 kaya naka neobloc na ako hahahahaha di na kita aasarin promise.... although promises are meant to be broken.
     
  5. pogi

    pogi Nuon

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    Ha?
    Ang bata-bata mo pa 150/110 ka na?
    Medyo ingat sa food intake.
    Ako nga ang rice ko once a day lang, no sodas except kung Sucralose ang artificial sweetener niya, no fats...AND ONLY 2 BOTTLES OF BEER A DAY(after the 18th bottle).

    Sige, hindi na rin kita aasarin...minsan.
     
  6. MERCMADE

    MERCMADE BULLET PROOF

    :whistling:
     
  7. crazy_hans

    crazy_hans

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    @ pogi babawasan ko na din ang porn. i think contributory din yun eh. hehehehehe matitikman ko din ang siomai mo soon. i don't think that came out right.