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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 19, 2008.


  1. okie

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    Grandma Goes to Court

    Defense Attorney: What is your age?

    Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

    Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

    Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

    Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

    Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
    Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.

    Defense! Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"

    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

    Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a gun!
     
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