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Old Lady In Hell

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
    She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
    when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

    Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
    'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'

    The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with
    the conversation.

    Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

    'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'

    'Not to worry,' says St. Peter,
    'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'

    'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'

    'You can't go there,'says St. Peter.
    'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.'

    'Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes
    for that.'