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Old dress

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Dorothy and Edna,
    two 'senior' widows, are talking.

    Dorothy:
    "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date...
    I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted
    to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

    Edna:
    "Well... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
    punctually at 7 PM. and dressed like such a gentleman
    in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers!
    Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a
    beautiful car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
    Then he takes me out for dinner... marvelous dinner
    - lobster.
    Then we go see a show... let me tell you, Dorothy,
    I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure.
    So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns
    into an ANIMAL.
    Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress
    and has his way with me two times!"

    Dorothy:
    "Goodness gracious! ... so you are telling me I shouldn't
    go out with him?"

    Edna:
    "No, no, no ... I'm just saying, wear an old dress!