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Old dog new tricks.

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by dango, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. dango

    dango

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    Like most of us (sixty-ish),I never had time to catch up on technology. Well,I figure now is the time.


    I really should a bought a new gun!:shocked: Help !
     
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  2. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    You bought a slide rule! :dancingbanana:
     

  3. dango

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    Nope,way dummer,a new I-pad. Took 15 minutes to turn it on. Now what ?:shocked:
     
  4. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Send text messages like a 14-year-old girl?
     
  5. dango

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    I,m not as smart as 14 year old girl.

    No buttons--thats a problem--no bottons--nowhere!:shocked:

    Also just noticed , no manual(book)nothing.They obviously
    give me way to much "SAVY" !
     
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  6. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Find a fourteen-year-old girl to 'splain it to ya?
    Or her six-year-old brother. :sigh:
     
  7. dango

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    Tried that five years ago when I bought my new Mac,she didn't talk to me for a year.:crying:
     
  8. Bullman

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    Fortunately for me when I got my new kindle fire, I was training a 20 something rook, and he "enlightened" me on it's operation and uses. :supergrin:
     
  9. dango

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    Duck tape him and send him to me NOW!

    I will PM you my address(SHHHH) UPS ?:supergrin:
     
  10. kirgi08

    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    How do ya feel about that Kevin? My kid just showed me howta get eggs from my chickens,without p/o ing them.'08. :sad:
     
  11. Bullman

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    If I was a single man and I thought I might get his girlfriend in the bargain, I just might take you up on that :whistling:



    Roger, I am not sure what you are talking about, but an angry bird thought just jumped in my head when I read it. That is pretty much what I do with my Kindle.
     
  12. kirgi08

    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    I tried ta gather eggs and the hens were not feeling it.Kat said "I'll" help and my child said "I" got it.

    Dinky did it. :mad:

    Really though,my ex is causing waves.REAL waves.

    Kevin youse seen this.
     
  13. dango

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    Progress! I---I have just video chatted with my son 3000 miles away,maybe I'll make a fine 14 year old girl.:supergrin:


    PS--Found a magical button,MENU !
     
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  14. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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    Gawd, I hope not.... :faint:

    Well, Roger? You got the hang of keeping them chickens happy yet?
     
  15. dango

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    Shall I curtsy ?
     
  16. ArtCrafter

    ArtCrafter ¤Hocker Mocker¤

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  18. dango

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    You saying your CAT is smarter than me?

    Let me borrow it.:dunno:
     
  19. ArtCrafter

    ArtCrafter ¤Hocker Mocker¤

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  20. dango

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    God ! she is!!!!!!


    PS-You don't talk much,cat got your tounge ?
     
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