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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 9, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that juts out into the Pacific.
    It was something he had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball always fell short, into the ocean.

    Because of this, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick.

    Recently he went to Pebble Beach to try again. When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball and said a silent prayer.

    However, before he hit it, a powerful voice from above said, "WAIT...REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND-NEW BALL."

    He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that the some force seemed to be implying that he was going to finally achieve his lifelong ambition.

    As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again, "WAIT...STEP BACK... TAKE A PRACTICE SWING."

    So he stepped back and took a practice swing.

    The voice boomed out again, "TAKE ANOTHER PRACTICE SWING."

    He did. Silence followed.

    Then the voice spoke out again. "PUT BACK THE OLD BALL."
     
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