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old age marriage proposal

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

    Jan 10, 2011
    dallas, tx
    An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other's company.

    After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage. She appears hesitant and decided to probe her soon-to-be a little.

    "Perhaps I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but... How's your health?"

    "It's OK", he answers. "I'm not getting any younger, but I don't have any major health problems. I can still enjoy life".

    "Well, then", she replies "I don't want to be a snoop, but I've got to protect myself: how are you fixed financially?"

    "So-so. I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable. You don't have to worry about me sponging off you; I can support myself".

    The little old lady blushes, and finally asks her swain - "And how's your sex life...."

    "Infrequently", he declares.

    The widow ponders this for a moment or so, before asking... "And is that one word or two?
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

    Sep 24, 1999
    Hartford, Vermont
    I don't get it . . . . . .

  3. DustyJacket

    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

    Oct 16, 2008
    Missouri, East of KC
  4. cyrsequipment

    cyrsequipment Angry

    Aug 8, 2004
    The joke was great... THAT response was priceless....:rofl: