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okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ... maybe the kids are smarter than we thought ?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by sigsrbest, Sep 27, 2003.


  1. sigsrbest

    sigsrbest
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    > > > Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
    >they
    > > > learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day
    >is
    > > for
    > > > a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me
    >for
    > > > giving someone a valentine?"
    > > >
    > > > Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
    >get
    > > > mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she
    >says.
    > > >
    > > > "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
    > > >
    > > > "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
    >could
    > > > have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
    >that
    > > > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
    >And
    > > > if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
    > > > everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
    > > > everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
    >anymore."
    > > >
    > > > Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
    > > pride.
    > > > "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
    > > >
    > > > "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    > > > Marines could blow the **** out of him."
     
  2. JHS

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  3. okie

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    Me too!!;f