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  1. dango

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    Things to remember"
    Me-The fearless , stupid one....!

    Myself-The logical , smart one...I

    (I)- the introvert , shy , sissy....I

    Me-Well , that went over well ..!
    Myself-Yes, we were lucky.......!
    (I)-Yes , very lucky.........!
    Me-No, not lucky, stupid.......!
    Myself-Well , it was kinda stupid........!
    (I)-How you figure.....?
    Me-The bridge was only three feet high..Stupid....!
    Myself-Well , we don't want to hurt our-selves..!
    (I)- Yeah , pain hurts.........!
    Me- Then why jump at all...........?
    Myself-Symbolic , It would be the why and not the after-math......!
    (I)-Yeap , no pain , just made a point.....!
    Me- And your point.......?
    Myself-Yeah , just what point did you make here....?
    (I)- That I meant no harm.........!
    Me-Well . in the future , all remarks will be directed to me and only me.........!
    Myself-I agree , it would take me a week to ponder this all..!
    (I)-Concur , I have no balls and just don't know what to do..!
    Me-Yes , we would have only a blank page here if left uo to you...!
    Myself-Yes , a blank page , no opinion.....!
    (I)-Now wait a second , are we not (ONE)......?
    Me-How can we thrash him with-out trashing us......?
    Myself-Hmmmmm? Good question.....?
    (I)-Might I suggest somethin..?
    Me-No you may not, there is no solution....!
    Myself-Yeah , Whatever we do to you , we all feel.....!
    (I)-True that...........!
    Me- Hmmmmmmmm?
    Myself-Yes , Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
    (I)-Lets ax the dog ? GIDGET , come on boy , well you heard
    it all ,what do you think .....? Now , Gidget is confused also and thinks He is a GERMAN-SHEPERD..! He ain't , he only a mutt that was stuck with a Sheperd in the humane society.!
    Back to the porblem at hand ,
    So's Gidget , what choo think , who's the king ? Voolf..! Drool
    and agian Voolf , Voolf........Drool.......!

    Me- there you have it ,I am the king..! What I say goes....!

    Now we got Me , Myself, (I) and my dog . Sheeeeez.....!
     

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  2. dango

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    Well , it's me and Gidget , my dog......!

    Me-So's gidget , what you think about them two....?
    Dog-Voolf , They can go , who needs um.....?
    Me-Yeap , it's you and me , we always agree........!
    Dog- Voolf , Yeap , (drool) , we always do (scratch)..!
    Me-Lets say we watch a movie or somethin......?
    Dog-(scratch) , yeap , what kind of movie,"Old YELLAR'. ?
    Me-Nope, somethin like,.....Hmmm?..Shoot em up thing..!
    Dog-Your the boss , (drool).......(scratching).......!
    Me-well then , lets have at it.........! :supergrin:
    Dog-Wait , I smell somethin ..? Bambi , Grrrrrrrrl....!
    Me-Oh quit , only a deer , this is the woods you know..?
    Dog-(Sniff , sniff) , yes it is and thank you .......?
    Me-For what , what did i do .....?
    Dog-All these trees , I can piss my brains out , mark my turf.!
    Me-Oh , of course , have at it , all your's Gidget...!
    Dog-I require two things first , before the movie.....!
    Me-Let me guess , a peanut flavored chew and a butt rub.!
    Dog-You got it , I will follow you anywhere , unconditionally.!

    Well , it's that time , a man and his dog.........! :supergrin:
    Dog-What about her , the wife thing.....?
    Me-If she's nice , her to and she can rub my butt..! :supergrin:
    Well , see you later amigo..........! :supergrin:
     

  3. dango

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    Well , We seem to have a little problem....!
    Out of knowwhere , (I) the shy timid one has developed an opinion......!
    Me- Ok then , now that you have something to say , say it..!
    Myself- Yeah , WTF , what is your MALFUNCTION..?
    I-I don't like being the whippin post anymore....So's there..!
    Me-One really should know one's place , Got it..?
    Myself-Yeah , This is becoming like Polititians , nobody can agree on anything.......not anything........!
    I-Yeah , I now know what Ron Paul Feels Like.....?
    Me- Ron Paul..? More like Mary Poppins.......!
    Myself-Good one , funny.......:supergrin:
    I- That wasn't that funny..........:steamed:
    Me- OK , ok , so , have at it , have at it tuff guy.....!
    Myself-Yeah , spit it out , what's up.....?
    I- Well , I don't know , Hmmmm? I just don't know...?
    Me- And , that's why I am driving , got it.....?
    Myself-Yeah , and that's why I follow , he's driving...!
    I-Well , there must be some common ground here...!
    Me-There is , We are one , we each have a place...!
    Myself-Yes , He leads , I follow and you , what , where is your place .......? I'll tell you , (WHIPPIN-POST).....!
    I-This is still USA and the constitution is not toilet paper just yet .....! Let us vote.........!!
    Me- Ok , I vote me , King........!
    Myself- Yes , I vote , he is king..............!
    I- No fair , I just can't possibly win this can I .....?
    Me-What , a vision , revelation , you do see...!
    Myself-Nothing personal and we do love us all.....:supergrin:
    I-Don't , you know me , I will cry , the love thing....:crying:
    Me-Don't cry , we do love our-self and it is what it is...!
    Myself-Yes , love is a good thing , and is what keeps us together....as one , ......Thee (WHOLE)............!
    I-So's . I am loved..? Yes , how can you not be loved..?
    Me-Yes , I do see beyond the mirror , like , what's behind that sucker........I must look , have to......!
    Myself- Yes , there is much more than just our reflection..!
    I-What is behind the mirror ........?
    Me-Memo , Freud , where are you when I need you.....?
    Myself-May we take a momment and group hug......?
    I- I like that idea , lets do........?
    Me- Sheeez , OK , ok , Group hug , (PUKE)........!
    Myself- though all different , we are as one , Strong , stupid
    and soft all in one , the best of all............:tongueout:

    Me-Very , very , very confusing............:dunno:
     
  4. tous

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    This thread needs more Dinky.
     
  5. dango

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    Tous , My man of not so many words , how hangs it..?
    I agree , Dinky , Chime in , feel free , any help is welcome and as you see , I do need (HELP).....!
    Tous , need I say more , you are always welcome as many others....!

    I could post a list but , you know who you are , all the people that matter , you know who you are....! :supergrin:

    PS: My dog is gettin ant-sy , anything is possible in my world..!

    EEeeeeeK..........:shocked: Ooouch , I just found some brass in my shoe........!
     
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    Dog-Voolf........Yeap , dango hath gone somewhere's......!
    Dog-I can speak in three languages , Voolf , Woof and Voolfsky.!
    Dog-German , English and Polish , not bad for just a dog,yes?
    Dog-Through thick and thin , for better or worse , UNconditional.
    Dog-Do you have any idea how hard this can be........?
    Dog-Well , let me enlighten you all.........!
    Dog-When I am smarter than my (KING) , what is a dog to do.?
    Dog-Didn't know I could type did you.......? Drool..!
    Dog-If only I could write , that would make things easier..!
    Dog-Poor dango , not quite a full six-pack.........!
    Dog-Me , on the other hand , am a six-pack + one.....! :supergrin:
    Dog-Between all of you and me , I love that crazy guy , yeap..!
    Dog-Right or wrong , un-conditionally , I am behind him.....!
    Dog-I learn quickly , fire is hot , not dango , five times..!
    Dog-I will die for that insane human thing and know , he would do the same for me........! :supergrin:
    Dog-His mate , well , dango is the king even when she is right.
    Dog-He is no doubt , thee Alpha male aroud here........!
    Dog-No matter what , I trust him totally for he will die for all of us , no matter thee odds , he will meet head on anything..!
    Dog-Insanity do have some advantages , yes ? :supergrin:
    Dog-It was nice to have this little chat but , I hear the truck come-th , must go and let us keep this whole thing between us and not tell thee (KING) , for he is the man thing around here and all things go through dango , right or wrong , un-conditionally.........! :supergrin:

    PS: AS you may have noticed , I may have used thee wrong screen
    name in some places for I have other AKA's in some places for I have more than one AKA , So's please to excuse me , this is very , very confusing at times.........!
     
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    Me-OK , there is drool on my key-board , DROOL..!
    Myself-It weren't me , I don't drool , well mostly..!
    I-Well , I didn't do it , not me.....!
    Me- This is DROOL I say , DROOL.......?
    Myself-Don't look at me , I did not do it....!
    I-You make me nervous , don't look at me...!
    Me-Well let's see , history thingy.....!
    Myself-Yes , check it out...!
    I- Please do and quit lookin at me like that , EeeK...:shocked:
    Me- Hmmm? , Fido does Pilly........WTF....?
    Myself-What , no way........NO WAY....!
    I-OH NO , not.........Gidget.....?
    Me- Oh yeah , (GIDGET) , COME-TH , NOW........!
    Gidget-Voolf , you called your King-ship-eth......?
    Myself-Oh boy , I'm glad I ain't you........!
    I-EeeeeeeK...........:shocked:
    Gidget-What's Verticle dango...........?
    Me-FIDO DOES PILLY...........? OK WHAT ELSE....?
    Myself-Dog porn , now I have seen it all......!
    I-Yeah , what else........?
    Gidget- Deep-dog............? Back door Dog.....?
    Me-A time out is called for , now , GO........!
    Myself-Yeah , and wipe the drool and I fear what else that may be.......Yuck.........!
    I- Fear , that's my job , EeeeeeeeK :shocked:
    Me-Dr. Phill , I need you now , Memo , call Phill.......!
    Myself-So's , what now.......?
    I-Yeah , WTF , Now what........?
    Me-Gloves , Windex , Murrphies oil soap and one mask..!
    Myself-Call me when you are done.......!
    I-Me to........!
    Me- Oh no , get back here , your rag , etc. , Call me when you are done........!

    Well , we are down for while but , I shall return , Later....! :supergrin:
    Gidget , I don't believe this , WTF , I DON"T BELIEVE IT..!
     
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    Dog-Shhhhhh..! Voolf , drool , Voolf and Shhhhhhh..! :supergrin:
     
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    I just don't know if I can work with three th at all. two th was working so well. or was it 2th?
     
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    Hmmm ? 4-th , nope , 5-th , maybe.....6 or 7-th.....?

    Bullman , you do make a strong-th point , Hmmmm ?

    Any advice.....? I am all ears , eyes , whatever.....!

    3-th , txuxted yon thrice...? Thricest-th....? Just THREE DAMNIT.......! :supergrin:

    Let's see , Me , myself , I and my dog , sounds like some kind of
    really sick party . That's it , I have just burst into FLAMES..!:shocked: Fire is hot and I DO know this , just ax my dog..!
     
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    Threeth sounds a little lispy. Maybe threeth is what you say after you loose a 2th. :supergrin:
     
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    fire , is..really , really ,hot-eth..!

    Hmm ? What next ? 4-eth , 2th + 2th ,4-est , 4-er , Eeeek...!

    The flames........the flames........! TWUX-4-ed.......?
     
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    Hus!

    Hus, I say!
     
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    How bout just ( ETC. ) ? How will that work for you ?

    I have a vision.....! Naw , I'll spare yooz.....! :supergrin:


    ( HUS )................? :dunno: Sounds like a cheep hooker
    with a bad taste in my mouth..! As you know by now , I would be an exspensive hooker with a bad taste in my mouth.! Ain't feelin it !!!!! ?
     
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    When a feller say, "Hus!" in your thread, that's a good thing.
     
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    Well , Tous as always , Thank you for kind word !
    Some EVENT in my life has changed my focus dramatically !
    In less than 3 1/3 weeks , I yes , ME will be up-right and vertical
    again..! :supergrin: This is a very GOOD thing and I only focus
    on what I need to do while still stuck in this BED .
    I have my Katana and ankle weigths ETC. and am a man Possessed ! I will get up and be more than ready ! :supergrin:

    SHhhhhhh...! Against Doctors orders , I will do my own prep.
    work here. Only I and no one can feel what I feel and I am no stupid man ! I know and listen....!

    ME , MYSELF and I , must take a time out , I just can't right now but , I had fun and will do it again ! :tongueout:
     
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    Good for you, amigo. :thumbsup:

    Bring out the ... celebratory heffalumps!

    :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant:
     
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    Well , Thanks Tous..! :supergrin: I just noticed something ,
    2,909 posts.....WOW !

    You don't speak much but, do say a lot.......!

    Un-like all others , I talk way too much and don't really say nothin....... ! Hmmm..? Some-one got to do it..! :supergrin:

    Could be worse.....? Don't , just don't , I don't need to know..!

    Once I am up-right , anyone of you may run into me somewhere!

    Who am I ? Neighbor..? Relative..? :supergrin: Hmmmm..?

    Thanks to all that did help me through this tough time..! :tongueout: