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Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by dango, Mar 27, 2012.


  1. dango

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    Day after surgery and just can't snap out of it,This is the place I come to humanize myself.Human me ,jokes , insults , debate , snap me out this ,I don't know how not to laugh.Ain't nothing in this old world tuffer than my sense of humor.And to top it off I'm cross-eyed so typing is kinda makeing me laugh right now.

    This things alive , keyboard I mean. I see the letters but got bad aim , one of us is moving , I'm wearing Backspace key out again..Man they make these key boards tuff !

    Let me have it , no pitty , make me mad , that's what I need , Your MaMa jokes would be appropriate.
     

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  2. Dinky

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    Just pat Helga on the ass, that will get you straightend out...:rofl:
     

  3. tous

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    GET A ROPE!

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    Or a straight left. :ack:
     
  4. dango

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    Think Helga's moulting or cloning ,there's almost one and a half ass cheeks , I might miss.What scares me , she might like it.:wow:
     
  5. dango

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    True , I am highly medicated but not that medicated !
     
  6. ArtCrafter

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    That's Yo Mama to you, sonny boy.


    That, and Yo Mama tells keyboard stories -- (That's right...) -- in bed.


    HTH :wavey:
     
  7. okie

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    GT Mayor

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    I wish you the best my friend, I hope you get well quickly:angel:
     
  8. Silent_Runner

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    Can you hear me

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    You could start by leaving Wolfe's pain meds alone.:rofl:
     
  9. dango

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    I got a tolerance that would kill a moose.I think I need mo ?
     
  10. 69stingray

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    :wavey:Get one of these new keyboards.....
    [​IMG]

    It'll make hunt'n for the right button more fun :whistling:
     
  11. ReyFufuRulesAll

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    Yes PLEASE! :wow:
     
  12. ArtCrafter

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    FIFY :supergrin:

     
  13. ReyFufuRulesAll

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    They need to mix that idea with THIS
     
  14. 69stingray

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    :wavey: Ya scared me there for a minute RuRu thought we might be headin for another lock-up :whistling:
     
  15. ReyFufuRulesAll

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    The day's not over yet! :tease:
     
  16. dango

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    OK , the gloves are off , I can see again and ready. Getting mad
    and it works for me. Anger management ? Nah , I am one of those highly abnormal creatures that use anger as motivation.
    I'm not likeing the way "Helga" , grabs my face with one hand to flip me over for my daily whore bath.
    Me and "Helga " going a couple a rounds when I'm up to it.

    No yo Ma Ma jokes ? That's ok , I'll start , Did your Ma Ma have any kids that lived ? Your Ma Ma was the cause of the last lunar eclipse , That's why they made high ways eight lanes , your Ma Ma .:tongueout:

    I'm back . :supergrin:

    Nice keyboard !
     
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  17. ReyFufuRulesAll

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    yo mama's so nice, she sends cookies to people she meets on gun forums.




    Oh wait, that's BT.




    Can I have some cookies? :wavey: :eat: :hearts:
     
  18. rls303

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    here I sit on this dirty pooper just gave birth to a texas state Trooper !!! Feel better
     
  19. dango

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    Am I in the right place , yeah I am ?:dunno:

    Yo Mama (There you go mizzzzzz little spell-checker) , is the definition of infinite in the Webster's dictionary ! :tongueout:
     
  20. Road Dog

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    Your momma is so nasty she has sourdough yeast infections.