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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by dango, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. dango

    dango

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    Well , it's that time again and I hate it . Ever since Obummer
    passed that (PATRIOT-ACT+) etc. thing , plus 20,000 executive
    etc's , regs. , rules , and again ETC's , life has gotten out of control (INSANE).....!

    The simplest task , I need a ridiculous amount of patients and
    a rain-forest of paper work , proof ! The fact that I am here
    in person is no proof of an entity exsisting..!
    What am I talking about.....? DRIVER'S LICENSE RENEWEL..!

    LIST OF NEEDED ITEMS:
    1-Picture ID
    2-SS card
    3-Marrage License
    4-Noterized Birth Certificate
    5-Last utility bill
    6-Eye scan
    7-finger print copy
    8-Proof that these are ,YES , really MY hands etc....!
    9-Blood work and proof that it really , really is my blood..!
    10-Proof that I did actually have parents.....!
    11-Maiden name of said female parental unit....!
    12-Proof of parental comitment........!
    13-Proof of proof of all said items above.....!
    14-Stool sample and proof of said stool sample...!
    15-Oh yeah , urine and proof of said sample.........!

    Now about this time , we're bordering MID-EVIL times and I'm running out of proof.....and patients.....!
    16-Proof that I really , really am running out of patients..!

    I'LL WALK SCREW THIS..........!Sheeeeeeeez......!
    And I still need a ****ing License....! :shocked:
     
  2. goldenlight

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    Really? REALLY? This the best you can come up with?

    Wow. Too bad.
     

  3. MB-G26

    MB-G26 Queen of Fail Lifetime Member

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    Dango, I am sorry but you completely lost me - I have no idea what you are talking about, even taking into consideration that you apparently exaggerating a tad.

    ??????????????????????????????
     
  4. CLoft239

    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

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    Wow... I just renewed mine on the 1st. I showed them my old DL, had my picture taken, got handed my new DL, and walked out.

    Fail troll is fail.

    Sent from the Titanic. I named my phone "The Titanic" so when I plug it into the computer it says "The Titanic is syncing".
     
  5. Stoneyrn

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    In the Great State of Georgia, Dango is right. I recently renewed and it was abit time consuming there were a couple of people that were on their second trip due to lack of proof of residence and citizenship(birth certificate)
     
  6. Psychman

    Psychman NRA Life Member

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    Here, in Indiana. I renewed mine online. It is good until 2018. No fuss no muss and no eye scanning.
     
  7. SunsetMan

    SunsetMan Deplorable Lifetime Member

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    Just tell them you are an illegal immigrant and you can bypass all of that :supergrin:

    I was surprised when Georgia wanted a birth certificate, requiring a second trip. A Kansas driver's license was not enough for them.
     
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  8. paul45

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    Some of those people from Kansas aren't born, they come from spontaneous generation.
    :rofl:
     
  10. DaverZ

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    Here in florida you provide Birth cir.,a current bill once,they put a gold star on your license ,I was told that you only provide all the above mentioned again if you move.
     
  11. fx77

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    U forgot DNA sequencing from an approved lab :)
     
  12. dango

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    You people have no sense of humor ! For was was only making lite and having FUN with this .

    Never , never , forget how to LAUGH , says: DANFUSIOUS ..!

    A rusty nail , now that ain't funny , this ^ attempt at humor ,

    OK../ OK....! :tongueout:

    Preperation-H time yse----?
     
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  13. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    Now in Florida you need a BC. utility bill, copy of tax bill or something to prove where you reside it's ridiculous..
     
  14. dre23

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    Yep that reminds I have to figure out how to get a copy of my Birth certificate from Alabama, so I can renew my Florida license at the end of next month. Fun times ahead!
     
  15. nmk

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    I've always heard that employment in medical fields is pretty secure. He must be doing something wrong. Or a lot of things wrong.
     
  16. G36's Rule

    G36's Rule Senior Member

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    Nobody understands what dango is talking about, ever. He swears he doesn't drink alcohol, but I'm not so sure... :shocked:

    Kind of funny to read though.

    Patience...
     
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  17. Chuck66

    Chuck66 Traveling Man

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    From the CDC's website:

    Event: Birth

    Cost of copy: $15.00

    Address:
    Alabama Center for Health Statistics
    Alabama Department of Public Health
    P.O. Box 5625
    Montgomery, AL 36103-5625

    Remarks: State office has records since January 1908. Additional copies of the same record ordered at the same time are $6.00 each.

    Personal check or money order should be made payable to State Board of Health. To verify current fees, the telephone number is (334) 206-5418. This will be a recorded message. Information on how to obtain certified copies is also available via the Internet at Alabama Department of Public Health, Vital Records website. A signature of the applicant is required.
     
  18. AZson

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    You forgot a note from your mother.
     
  19. dango

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    I am not goin to dig her up......sad....no note..:crying:

    If you don't like to laugh , I will stop and no , I don't need to drink and havn't in many years ! Hmmm ? I don't want to see
    what I might say if I were drunk.........:shocked:

    Exaggerating a tad...? Now that was funny , Thank you , there is HUMOR out there....! If you only knew...? I am absolutly comfortable
    with who I am and what I am , total FREEDOM , and PROUD of it..!
     
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  20. dango

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    I just had a GREAT brain fart..! Why don't somebody start a thread (WHY DANGO SHOULD BE MORE LIKE ME)....!

    Impress me , show (ME) how you all THINK or WHAT I should be like.! This really sounds like fun and not to worry , (I) can take
    it , So's ......Who will be first , have at it...! :supergrin:

    I await............:tongueout: