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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 20, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This lady who was living in New York City had to get back to
    her old country but she was broke.

    One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a worker
    getting ready to load supplies onto a boat.
    "Please I need to get back to England" she pleaded.
    "If you sneak me onboard tonight I'll give you favors all the way
    across the ocean."

    Well needless to say later that night he put her in a duffel bag
    and carried her onboard. Down in the hold where she was
    hidden he said, "When I bring you some food, twice a day,
    I'll collect." And being true to her word she agreed.

    This went on for about a week when by accident the captain
    found her.

    "Please don't get angry," she started to say and explained the
    story to the captain who busted up laughing.

    "Why are you laughing?" she demanded.

    He said, "Because you're on the Statten Island Ferry."
     
  2. joegerardi

    joegerardi Millennium Member Lifetime Member

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    As someone that grew up on Staten Island, I would REALLY appreciate it if you spelled it correctly... ;f

    ..Joe
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    My bad. I'm sorry;1 ;1 ;1 ;1 ;1 ;1 ;1 ;1 ;1
     
  4. Trebuchet

    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    Ah...Staten Island... Home to the largest landfill in the USA.

    ;)