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Oh God , Help Me !

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by dango, Oct 9, 2012.


  1. dango

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    Well , Every morning , the wife , mother-in-law and myself meet in my kitchen ,
    for morning coffee . I am literally trapped between two women
    "in stereo at full volume" talking about two totally different things !
    My poor old brain does not have the capacity to prossess all
    this data at the same time .
    I've just gotten through one of these episodes and , well , I have
    a migrane , am cross eyed and really , really , I mean really ,need SOMETHING , ANYTHING ! HELP............!
    I got my wife in a panic mode about the missing cat and ,MOM , I have no IDEA what she's ever , ever talking about ! HELP !

    Had to take a little pause there........HELP ! Got sucked back into the 2nd. round of the verbal carnage ,(IN-SREREO-AT- FULL-VOLUME) so's I'm BACK...! I try not to get into these
    coversations with them because it is a no win THING ! HELP!

    Cool of mind and body , I try but to no end , listen . HELP !
    I sit here now realling and dizzy trying to sort it all out !

    HELP....! I am open for ANY advice or HELP...! Right now ,
    as we speak , the verbal combat continues , (IN-STEREO-
    AT-FULL-VOLUME)........HELP...!

    So's.........HELP...!
     

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    #1 dango, Oct 9, 2012
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  2. scratchy wilson

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    Flatulate, without mercy.
     

  3. dango

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    Actually , I was thinking of hard core alcoholism...HELP..!
     
  4. concretefuzzynuts

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    Scratchy's right. Copious amounts of beans and cabbage.
     
  5. dango

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    What , HELP , Human-internal-combustion...? HELP , how
    do I get them to eat it , HELP........?



    PS: , HELP.......!
     
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    I was trapped between 2 women once; 1 wasn't my wife and the other wasn't my moter-in-law :whistling:
     
  9. dango

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    Auuh , those were the days....! :embarassed:
     
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  11. dango

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    I am shackled to a device that has limited my movment a tad.!
    I call him Dango-3PO , he's sort of like the socker ball in the movie "Cast-away " Tom Hanks and I can only move so far.!
    There is no physical escape , HELP , no "Man-Cave" , HELP..!

    On a lighter note , Lone Wolfe , how you doin sweety ?
    Well I hope........! :hearts:

    So's.........HELP !
     
  12. dango

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    ....................................................................help...!
     
    #12 dango, Oct 10, 2012
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