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Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 26, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    60 above

    * Carolinians try to turn on the heat.

    * People in Upstate New York plant gardens.


    50 above

    * Californians shiver uncontrollably.

    * People in Upstate New York sunbathe.


    40 above

    * Italian and English cars won't start.

    * People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.


    32 above

    * Distilled water freezes.

    * Lake Ontario's water gets thicker.


    20 above

    * Southerners don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.

    * People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt


    15 above

    * Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.

    * People in Upstate New York have the last cook-out before it gets
    cold.


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    * People in Miami all die.

    * Upstaters lick the flagpole.


    20 below

    * Californians fly away to Mexico.

    * People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

    40 below

    * Hollywood disintegrates.

    * The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling cookies door to door.


    60 below

    * Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

    * Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
    gets cold enough.


    80 below

    * Mt. St. Helen's freezes.

    * People in Upstate NY rent some videos.


    100 below

    * Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

    * Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.


    297 below

    * Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

    * Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.


    460 below

    * ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).

    * People in Upstate NY start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"


    500 below

    * Hell freezes over.

    * The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl.
     
  2. DaveD

    DaveD Ex-Mod Moderator Moderator Millennium Member

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    LT that Bills one was mean!;f
     

  3. 380Shooter

    380Shooter Marksman

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    Jul 10, 2001
    Brazil
    I lived in Mayville (NY State, close to Chautauqua Lake), and I know exactly what that is like. It's not really upstate (since it's much closer to Ohio than to Buffalo), but pretty damn cold for me!

    Not being enough, I lived there in '92, when the Buffallo Bills faced the Wash. Redskins in the Superbowl. Since I had previously lived in DC (Arlington, VA, actually), Iwas a Redskin fan. I was kinda "forced" to change sides when the game began!

    Alex