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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MooseJaw, Feb 6, 2003.


  1. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw
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    > Love is grand;
    > divorce is a hundred grand.
    > *************************
    > I am in shape.
    > Round is a shape.
    > *************************
    > Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
    > beautician.
    > ***************************
    > Never be afraid to try something new.
    > Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built
    > the Titanic.
    > ***************************
    > Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so
    > good.
    > ***************************
    > Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
    > ***************************
    > Even if you are on the right track,
    > you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    > ***************************
    > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
    > should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
    > ***************************
    > An optimist thinks that this is the best possible
    > world.
    > A pessimist fears that this is true.
    > **************************
    > There will always be death and taxes; however, death
    > doesn't get worse every year.
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    > In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
    > ***************************
    > Dijon vu --
    > the same mustard as before.
    > ***************************
    > I am a nutritional overachiever.
    > ***************************
    > I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
    > ***************************
    > Practice safe eating --
    > always use condiments.
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    > A day without sunshine is like night.
    > ***************************
    > If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have
    > in-laws.
    > ***************************
    > It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
    > but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
    > ***************************
    > The real art of conversation is not only to
    > say the right thing at the right time,
    > but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
    > tempting moment.
    > ***************************
    > Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
    > live forever.
    > ***************************
    > Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
    > Sometimes age comes alone.
    > ***************************
    > Life not only begins at forty,
    > it also begins to show.
    > **************************
    > You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you
    > grow old because you stopped laughing
    >
     
  2. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall
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    A morning without coffee is like something without something else.


    > ***************************
    > Never be afraid to try something new.
    > Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built
    > the Titanic.
    > ***************************
    But don't blame the builders, credit the better Designer.