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Observations

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Sep 14, 2003.


  1. ERASER

    ERASER
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    Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    OBSERVATIONS
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    >A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
    >front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
    >"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
    >My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is
    >hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She
    >turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
    >feel better about myself".
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    >He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice "well there's
    >nothing wrong with your eyesight".
     
  2. 218

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    Glock 'n Roll

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    wow, im so using that on my girlfriend..even if she has a hot body she will fall for itlol (redhead, not blonde)