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Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by smith10, Feb 17, 2013.
Numpty: Not originating and/or residing in or from Texas.
The noun numpty rarely stands alone.
Most common is 'ya numpty,' followed by 'ya danged numpty.'
Galoot; noun. Those that insist on packin' 9mm girly pistols when manly .45 ACPs and 10mms can be had. see Shooter of Cowboys.
Cowhat: proper noun; secret fan of the 9mm parabellum; see also "Tous"
Tous: proper noun; known non numpty; most likely to have a conniption upon receipt of the next issue of the OAF gun Rag
I do not, good sir, have conniptions, ya danged numpty, ya.
Regardless of the authority refercned, Dinky remains un-defined and the best research extant indicates that Dinky has never been defined.
You aint seen what I done did yet
I is undefined, unrefined and don't never expect to be defined or refined but had been known to be a numpty now and then..
You behave or I'll tell Lone_Wolfe on ya, ya galoot.
A danged numpty on several occasions.
Not that we're keeping score.
I have a unlimited-get out of GNG numpty card
Them other kids in GNG are always mean to me.
We could say we been picked on and just shoot um a little
You do realize that together, we could own GNG in less than three days, no?
Our rapier-like wit and proclivity for the esoteric and inexplicable would confuzzle them other kids so bad they'd go cryin' to Mrs. VR.
Let us see if'n I got this right?
Our "rapier" , (rape of thee Eglish Language), and "poclivity" .(Cleavage) , for thee "esoteric" . (Ectoplasmic),"inexplicable would confuzzle" , (dazed and confused) ,"them other kids" , (Anybody under 100 years old) ,"they'd go cryin to Mr. VR." , (would be demanded thee (Texican-edition) of Weee Haaa Webster's Dictionary.)
Am I close...? ............!
Too much "Grey-Matter" ans not enough head..!
dango, you have a rare gift for understanding.
You are invited to join Dinky and me as we engage the cool kids in a battle of wits.
Your first assigment is to bring the Cheez Whiz, but don't let Dinky see it.
TOUS, Dango's usin' big words again.
Smith, join us on our righteous quest to thwart the cool kids.
No group of snobs and bullies has ever survived an OAF Posse.
Well, mebbe we best not ride the cows just yet.
I'm a-thinkin' we save the wriggly bears for later.
Niggles: Rare gift given by the goddess LW, which produces vast screams of joy. Even from Dinky.
We best not ride cause they appear to only dance in place.