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OAF dictionary

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by smith10, Feb 17, 2013.

  1. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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    Numpty: Not originating and/or residing in or from Texas.:whistling::supergrin:
     
  2. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    The noun numpty rarely stands alone.
    Most common is 'ya numpty,' followed by 'ya danged numpty.'

    Galoot; noun. Those that insist on packin' 9mm girly pistols when manly .45 ACPs and 10mms can be had. see Shooter of Cowboys.
     


  3. COWBOYSHOOTER

    COWBOYSHOOTER Oh dear....

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    Cowhat: proper noun; secret fan of the 9mm parabellum; see also "Tous"

    Tous: proper noun; known non numpty; most likely to have a conniption upon receipt of the next issue of the OAF gun Rag


    :supergrin::wavey:
     
  4. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    I do not, good sir, have conniptions, ya danged numpty, ya. :miff:

    :supergrin:

    Regardless of the authority refercned, Dinky remains un-defined and the best research extant indicates that Dinky has never been defined.
     
  5. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    I is undefined, unrefined and don't never expect to be defined or refined but had been known to be a numpty now and then..
     
  6. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    You behave or I'll tell Lone_Wolfe on ya, ya galoot.
     
  7. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    A danged numpty on several occasions.
    Not that we're keeping score. :whistling:
     
  8. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    I have a unlimited-get out of GNG numpty card:tease:
     
  9. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Them other kids in GNG are always mean to me. :crying:
     
  10. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    We could say we been picked on and just shoot um a little :whistling:
     
  11. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    You do realize that together, we could own GNG in less than three days, no? :supergrin:

    Our rapier-like wit and proclivity for the esoteric and inexplicable would confuzzle them other kids so bad they'd go cryin' to Mrs. VR.

    :whistling:
     
  12. dango

    dango

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    Our "rapier" , (rape of thee Eglish Language), and "poclivity" .(Cleavage) , for thee "esoteric" . (Ectoplasmic),"inexplicable would confuzzle" , (dazed and confused) ,"them other kids" , (Anybody under 100 years old) ,"they'd go cryin to Mr. VR." , (would be demanded thee (Texican-edition) of Weee Haaa Webster's Dictionary.)

    Am I close...? :shocked:............! :supergrin:

    Too much "Grey-Matter" ans not enough head..!
     
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  13. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    dango, you have a rare gift for understanding. :thumbsup:
    You are invited to join Dinky and me as we engage the cool kids in a battle of wits.
    Your first assigment is to bring the Cheez Whiz, but don't let Dinky see it.
     
  14. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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    TOUS, Dango's usin' big words again.:shocked::rofl::supergrin:
     
  15. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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    Don'tletOkiefindoutthemtharcrittersberunoverbyaBigDodgeandshotfullo45holes!!!!!! :shocked::supergrin:
     
  16. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Smith, join us on our righteous quest to thwart the cool kids.
    No group of snobs and bullies has ever survived an OAF Posse.

    We ride! :cow:
    Well, mebbe we best not ride the cows just yet.
    We ride! :teddy:
    I'm a-thinkin' we save the wriggly bears for later.
    We ride! :horsey:
     
  17. CJStudent

    CJStudent Fenced In

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    Niggles: Rare gift given by the goddess LW, which produces vast screams of joy. Even from Dinky.
     
  18. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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    We best not ride :teddy: cause they appear to only dance in place.:supergrin: