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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mdj1, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. mdj1


    Jul 22, 2002
    washington pa
    One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
    home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next
    morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her
    in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

    She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways
    in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and
    straighten herup. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to
    tilt to the other side.

    The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes
    on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting
    to her new home. "So, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
    "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."