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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Geezer Glide, Feb 19, 2009.


  1. Geezer Glide

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    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

    "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over
    twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell
    laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she would be able to struggle
    to her feet and regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse.
    "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
    promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the
    problem ? "

    "It's swollen," Fred replied.
     
  2. metro273

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    DOH!...:rofl:
     

  3. pupcuss27

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