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Nudist Colony

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Big Sexy Glock, Sep 3, 2004.

  1. Nudist Colony

    A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

    On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander

    A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
    erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,
    "Did you call for me?"

    The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

    She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
    if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she
    leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,
    eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

    The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
    sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man
    lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says
    the hairy man"

    No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

    "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,
    it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him
    around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

    The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted
    the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.

    The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
    and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

    "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
    haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

    The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an
    once a month. I fart 15 times a day.

    ;z ;z
  2. skorpio

    skorpio Arsenal? Me?

    Mar 14, 2004
    Nudist colony #2

    Who's the most popular man at a nudist colony?
    The one who can carry two cups of coffee and six donuts.
    Who's the most popular woman?
    The one who can eat the last donut.

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z To both of these;z
  4. gizmo

    gizmo Cowlingboy

    How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

    c'mon, it ain't hard...

  5. LOL

    I'm getting dim , it took me a second to get that one . . . .

    Good one , though !!