So some of you guys may or may not know that I work as a medic for a large S.O. I have the pleasure to assist our booking staff with their jobs when they are short officers. For your reading entertainment I give you the following conversation during a strip search. Just a bit of background. The prisoner is a new intake for possession of marijuana Medic: Where did those scratches on your lower back come from? Prisoner: The handcuffs sir.. Medic: How did that happen? Prisoner: I got hungry on the way over and was eating Skittles.... Medic: Huh?? How the hell did you do that? Prisoner: I got them out of my pocket and opened them and ate the whole bag..... Like this.... Then the guy proceeds to show us how he did it. We asked him if the officer knew what he was up to. His answer.... "No Sir he never said a word". Guess when you got the munchies, you got the munchies..... Wanna kill these ads? We can help!