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Not sure if true sill funny though

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    First Entry for The 2006 Darwin Awards

    The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington USA
    appeared to be the robber's first and last.

    1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in
    handguns.

    2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

    3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
    patrol car parked at the front door.

    4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before
    work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up,
    and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a
    clerk
    promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk
    with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew
    their guns, several of whom also fired. The robber was pronounced dead at
    the
    scene by Paramedics.

    Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop.
    The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
    rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
    fire. Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the
    2005 winner of the Darwin Award. This idiot is going to be hard to beat!
     
  2. MW2001

    MW2001

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  3. Pat Beckley

    Pat Beckley Millennium Member

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    From Urban Legends:
    The e-mailed narrative holds up as a news item for the most part, but some of its elements have been altered to make for better storytelling.
    Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.
    Although the Darwinized account presents the encounter in the humorous light of a hapless robber waving a pop gun being felled in a hail of bullets by a mass of heavily-armed gun shop patrons, that wasn't precisely the way of it. Zaback's weapon was a .38-caliber semiautomatic pistol, not the .22 target pistol of the e-mailed account. The clerk, Morris, fired a 10mm semiautomatic pistol, not a .50 Desert Eagle, and the policeman, Lally, fired a 9mm semiautomatic pistol. As for the participation of others, according to Renton police Capt. Don Persson, although several other customers had guns and pulled them, they did not shoot — the only ones involved in the exchange of lead were Zaback, Lally, and Morris.
    The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.
    It's unclear how many shots were fired, in part because some of the suspect's shots struck ammunition on a counter, causing the ammunition to explode. "There were slugs all over that place," Persson said. As for Zaback, he died with four wounds in him, one in the arm and three in the chest, not the 23 wounds claimed in the colorized account.